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Journal Entry: Thu Jan 31, 2008, 9:06 AM


I Fucked The Army ,I Fucked The Army : D



this story consist of a good part and a bad part .....

THE GOOD PART :

well ...it all began when i was drinkin tea over at thebase with all the guys from our lab .
it was about 4:40 pm , when i heared they called my name in the speaker , the voice asked me to come over to speak with our major.
when i entered , i sat on the chair and he toled me ....theres not enough budget or avilable free spots to keep me for another year in the military in our base .
and that he will be canceling my contract for the year and a half i signed (stupid me ) when i first went to advance programming studies after i finished highschool (by going to the additional 2 years of study and porsponing my military service i automaticly signed another year and a half of service , revealed later as a big mistake costing me a lot of my mental health and nerve ) .

they wanted to keep me by force cuz i was a damn good soldier , and did lots of work while others scratched their balls all day long .
and in the process they fucked me . those who know me , know how .

and now ,now i'm free , i've won ! .
i fought the fuckin system and won .

i screwed them so bad they'll only gonna realise it after i'm gone .

so falks , dear friends , and dear deviant friends , and dear shoutbox whores.
say congratulations , cuz in march 28 . i'm gonna be a civilian.


THE BAD PART :

well ...its like a fuckin murphy's law.
not one good thing could ever happen without a bad one.

right after he toled me ive screwed the military (well not in this words :D ),
i was so happy i ran to the room where all the other falks were to tell them .
when i stapped into the room , as my foot touched the floor . i slipped (damn wet floor )
, fell with my legs forword , on my back .....and while by body was moving forword in the momentum of the fall . my head got smashed against a metal equipment box with round edges .
i got hit above my left eye , in the area between the eyelid and the eyebrow.
the result was a deep cut , about 3 cm' across ( i swear i could've put things inside of it)

i bled all over the place, but didnt faint or anything.

anyhow , they took me to the E.R.
and i ended up with 3 stitches.
the stuff the doctor needled in my face to make them numb made me scream
it was like the stuff jack bauer used to interrogate his prisoners , which made their veins burn.
crap , that was awful.

other then that , my back kinda hurts like hell ...but its getting better.
and it seems theres not gonna be any permanent damage.
+ i got 10 days to rest : )

and the drugs are great ; )


BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT
i'm gonna be FREE !!!!




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MY LATE BEST (in my opinion at least :slow:)

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  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - A Warm Place
  • Reading: Letters From The Earth by mark twain
  • Watching: aeon flux
  • Playing: oblivion
  • Drinking: beer

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:iconskippyjr:
Well, have fun,
:)
And I'm so sorry to hear.
:petting:

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aka Tzachi Gvaram
:icondustedbunny:
Good. now move to New Jersey.

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:jackdirt:
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:iconr-f:
nah . its ok .....i'm feeling good.
and thanks man :highfive:

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"HOW THE FUCK DOYOU GARGLE ?! " :laughing:
:iconclosetmonkey:
sucks that you had to bash yr head to get out, but at least yr out :#1:

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And when we're not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu
:iconr-f:
thank you dear :hug:
how are you tahlia , alles gut ?

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"HOW THE FUCK DOYOU GARGLE ?! " :laughing:
:iconr-f:
:jackdirt:

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"HOW THE FUCK DOYOU GARGLE ?! " :laughing:
:iconr-f:
no no ....first they toled me they gonna let me go when my time is over .
then when i went to tell my friends the shit happened.

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"HOW THE FUCK DOYOU GARGLE ?! " :laughing:
:iconxebi:
yeah its all good :D work, money etc

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